So there I was oh, jejely checking my email as usual when I spotted an email from an unfamiliar name telling me that my invitation to join Affluence.org was about to expire in 24 hours. Curious, I decided to check out this website that I had been invited to join. My people, I laugh tire. I have concluded that the person that sent the invitation to me is either
1. Pulling my legs and trying my patience, trying to see what I would do, or what I would say to him. Perhaps, he's testing my temperament??
OR
2. Prophesying my future. I'm gonna stick to this one and claim it in Jesus' name. And we all said..... AMEN!!!
Ehen, back to my gist. So what does it take to be a member of Affluence.org? Oh, nothing much. My household just has to have a minimum income of $300, 000 OR my household has to have a minimum net worth of $3, 000, 000 (US). What?! Okay oh. I just need to call my buddies, Donny (Donald Trump), Opy (Oprah), Johny Boy (John McCain...you know he has like 7 houses), Billy (Bill Gates), and of course, Buffy (Warren Buffet, the current richest man in the world). Once I straighten a few things out with them, I should be just fine!
This website also promises that I will get to meet other millionaires and billionaires. LOL. To say that I will meet other millionaires & billionaires is to imply that I am one myself. Ah, Amen ooo! At the time I am typing this, it may interest you to know that I have $20.27 in my checking account. And in my bag right now, I have $1 and some change, probably about $3 at most.
So what is it they were saying about me being a millionaire/billionaire?
For all you SINGLE men out there, this will be the best time for you to start proposing to me (with an expensive ring, of course. Please click HERE for more details on my future ring). It will be in your best interest to grab me while you can because once I become rich, levels go change o! I will be hanging out with people like Warren Buffet. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
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MIV the million billionaire!
Amen to option 2.
lol. maybe they are prophesying into your future oo ..or trying to hook up with you..
lmao
top 5?!!!!!!!
i must be on a roll today... oh well, vera u must be affluent enuf o dear. ask billy 4 sum cash, u'll pay him at the end of the month wen ur cheque cums thru(in our minds)...u berra go and join dat site. u dont know if ur husband is even waiting for you there!lol
lol.. claim it ooo...you shall be a millionaire in Jesus´s name.
i am laughing with you jare
claim it and put your name on it
MONEY Coooooooooooometh!!!
I claim it for you and for myself as well o..In Jesus name
Chief: LOL @ MIV. You still remember my name, huh? Well, Amen sha!! Don't worry, I won't forget you once I become a billionaire, okay? lol.
Wordsmith: They berra be prophesying in2 my future oh. This is the kinda prophecy I like.
TalesandTallies: My sister, na true talk you talk ooo. My husband might really be there. Chei, I must join. But wait, what if they ask for my tax returns or something...?? lol.
Joicee: Thanks love. Amen!! I shall be a millionaire in Jesus' name. Oh, yes, I shall.
Kafo: I claim it oh!! I have been claiming it since because this kin invitation...it must be a sign. Yes?
Aloted: Thank you, my dear. I claim it too in Jesus' name. That money must be ours (MINE)!!! lol
Scam..you better run? As a Nigerian you should be able to spot a scam with your eyes closed oh.
Anyway we are all millionaires in jesus name...lol...can i send my rent bill for the year to you? How far?
MIV the millionairess. Remember me in your Queendom.
Vera ooooh.. I was laughing silly when reading this.. so funny!
Amin oh.. u will be a millionaire, your present does not dictate your future oh.. and u will get fine bobo that will give you expensive ring, that is more expensive than the stereo in his car or car alltogether even (okay assuming he is driving top range car oh)...
too funny.. Have a favoured filled week ahead.. much love
u got me laughing my ass off! lol...
Holla when you meet Warren Buffet/Bill Gates jnr!
Femi B: You don kolo finish. Shebi it's by faith I'm suppopsed 2 pay your bill? You know what? In fact, send it. When your but is kicked out, you'll know why. Pesin wey get $20 and you dey send the person to rental office. ***hiss*** lol
Naapali: I shall try. I shall try. In my queendom, there will be many expensive bikes. Care 2 ride?
Remi United Kingdom: Thanks jare, my dear. Na you talk better thing...unlike the people that are busy laughing @ me. lol. AMEN to that prayer of yours. Amen to my present not dictating my future. Big, big Amen to that. It berra not oh!
Toluwa: Laugh all you want oh. Me I no dey laugh...anymore. lol
NigerianDramaQueen: Hmmm. It depends oh. What if I marry him??? lol.
lollllll sum dreams do come tru.... asa nwa remember mii o :p
LOLLLLL....$300,000 KINI? They can be affluent by themselves...ahn ahn. Like you didn't know u were affluent before joining the group?
Welcome Ms Vera.
It's a pleasure to have you join our club.
Sincerely yours,
Billionaire "Custard".
I claim it for you jare in Jesus Name, and Im tapping into the annonting of ME too Being a Billionare..lol..
how do you do?
There's one alhaji in abuja that I know thats filthy rich. He'll buy you anything u want, u'll have all the cash and cars that trips u...provided u become his fifth wife! LOL
Be affluent jare. Norrin do you.
LG: Nne, I will try to remember you. I will pencil your name into my list of "the less privileged to help" lol. Hehehe. This "asa nwa" you're calling me is making me feel all warm and cozy inside ooo! lol
Jaycee: Yes oh, my dear. $300, 000. Na rice abi na beans? Where I wan steal am?
Aloofar: LOL @ Billionaire Custard. Thank you for the warm welcome.
Life of a Stranger: LOL. Hahahahaha. Please, please, please....stop tapping into my annointment. Okay, okay...I'll share with you a little bit. Just a little o!
Afronuts: Fifth wife?! LOL. Afronuts, you don't like me oh. A whole Alhaji ke? Na him you wan carry me go give? U no do well @ all.
Naijalines: Abi oh, my sister. I am indeed affluent. lol. Thanx, babe.
As they say in yoruba..'Ola a ya ile wa, a tedo sibe' Meaning - Wealth will visit our house and flourish there... Amen somebody!
Vera.. I speak affluence into your life! No mind them na lie them they lie... Nobody can stop your shining girl!
Affluence my foot Verastic... infact don't let me put ur bussiness out here so u betta start beggiing........
anyho! i belive say OUR miracle is at d corner...Amen!
He He He He He...
Whats the link to that site?
me too am a millionaire(in Dollars o!) By faith,lol...
You are joking with this vision that God has shown you, Pls kindly rush to the nearest church and donate that $20 for you shall soon be giving testimonies of what the good Lord has done 4 you. Allelluya!
...but you for cool down now make i bring any ring. shebi when you get there, we can now buy tiffany.
You are joking with this vision that God has shown you, Pls kindly rush to the nearest church and donate that $20 for you shall soon be giving testimonies of what the good Lord has done 4 you. Allelluya!
...but you for cool down now make i bring any ring. shebi when you get there, we can now buy tiffany.
YES - now THIS is funny!
That's interesting. So u've been holding out on us Vera? I don't believe u have just $1 on u. That what all u rich pple say to cover up.
I bet u also shop at Walmart? Yeah, right!
Oya, where's my share of my millions? Cough it up or i'm coming to MD sharpish!
LMAO!!!
I had berra start fillin the Vera Bestfriend Application..
since you're now a millionairess, can you take a message to your friends?
tell opy and buffy, that I'm interested if they wants to adopt
tell
or if willy and buffy have sons that are eligible, they can holler at me!
and tell Johnny boy that I'm sorry he lost!
Bibi: Thank you, my love. Amen, Amen!! I claim it all in Jesus' name.
Funmie: LOL. What business r u putting out? I already told them I have only $20 bucks in my account. Wetin again? LOL. Amen to our miracle oooo. Amen!!!
Aphrodite: The link is www.affluence.org Check them out & see. Amen to your millionaireness.
Lupo: Lai lai. I no gree oh. Any ring ke? On top my fine, fresh finger? No ooo! LOL @ donating my $20. I will not!!!
Darius: LOL. Keep laughing! Whatever!!! When I get my millions, I'm soooo not gonna share with ya.
Sting: LOL. As a matter of fact, I actually do shop @ walmart, and yes, I did have $1 on me. Today, however, I'm slightly richer. I have $10 on me. Yay!!
Buttercup: Yes oh. You better start filling it asap. Hurry! All the positions are almost gone. lol
Bumight: I see you have messages for all my buddies, ehn? Okay, I'll take your messages along, but that's only because I like you ooo! I usually don't carry messages from ordinary folks 2 affluent folks. lol.
looooool.You are tewwww funny!!!
Ms O: Hehehe. Thanks boo.
About affluent.org's spam:
http://www.linkedin.com/answers/technology/information-technology/information-security/TCH_ITS_ISC/389635-14411842
Affluence.org is an elaborate scam.
The site's owner, a guy by the name of Scott Mitchell is one of the worlds biggest spammers & the owner of a large network of porn sites.
Affluence.org is a data mining scheme at best, a criminal attempt to steal ID's at worst.
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